[Katylin enters Pete’s (a young boy the age of 9) room by floating through the wall which is connected to his room. She then hovers from the ceiling of his room prepared to do literally nothing but—]

Kaytilin: and then…she snapped mentally] You know what…I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! *she ultimately makes herself visible again, and perches on Pete’s bed* So maybe having all of these cool amazing post-death powers and stuff, but WHAT’S EVEN THE POINT when i’m basically supposed to keep them a secret from the living?! It doesn't make sense anymore! I WANT to feel more freedom to speak outside of my own barriers, but…

Pete: *wakes up from all the commotion* *yawns* Mom…? (...) That’s not mom…

Kaytlin: …And besides, what’s even the point of enter and innocent family’s house if all i’m EVER going to do is watch over whatever they’re always up to? I’ve been doing this for TOO LONG [she’s been doing it for less than a month, what is she blabbing about?] I wish I had someone to talk to…someone who’s understand how I feel about this rather than saying [mimicry voice] “it already happened, just move on” When it’s already RIDICULOUS!...

Pete’s Mom: *quietly, but almost urgently opens her son’s room door* Pete? Are you okay? I heard— *sees Katylin* (...) Who is this?

Pete: [in a hushed voice] I don’t know mom. I really don’t.

Kaytlin: …I don’t WANT to have to succumb to these tropes anymore! I just want to have a normal life (whatever that means anymore) without having to hide myself in such UNNECESSARY security—*sees Pete’s Mom* (...) I-I’m sorry…*[hastily glides up to Pete’s Mom, hugs her tightly, and starts crying]

Pete’s Mom: [In spite of not knowing who the person who is hugging her is or how she got into her house, she somehow is able to see that this very person is in need of heavy consolation, and hugs her back.]

[And so, Pete’s Mom (who’s real name may or may not ever be mentioned sometime in the future) and Katylin had a nice cup of tea in the dining room, and Katylin explained her entire backstory]

[Notice: employees will most likely have their names stated by their occupation and order they appeared in the story. Will are terribly sorry if anything here sounds like a parody of an SCP story]

GS-R-1: *stares miserably at a large protection screen connected to an equally large multi-controller keyboard* *sigh* (This is pointless–)

GS-R-2: Hey, Calvin…is there something wrong? You’ve been staring at the projector for 3 minutes straight.

GS-R-1: *!* Oh…it’s um…nothing–

GS-R-2: You do realize that whenever somebody says “nothing” or “it’s nothing” towards a question, they actually mean that something IS happening, but they don’t want to mention it, right?

GS-R-1: *practically stunned by this revelation* F-f-fine. It’s just that…you remember that A.I. we’ve been training on that CD with an unreasonably large storage space?

GS-R-2: Well, yeah! That’s basically the main reason why we work at this place!

GS-R-1: Well, As I’ve started noticing…the stuff we’ve been getting from it is starting to get boring and repetitive, as if it’s more focused on generating dopamine that actual entertainment. You hear me?

GS-R-2: (...) Well when you put it THAT way, yeah, I hear you out on that, since I HAVE been noticing some seemly annoying patterns, like women in pale, floating–

GS-R-3: colored dresses floating? [fun fact: GS-R-3 is the first female GS-R out of all of them] And ever considered how REPETITIVE the commentary dialogue is? I mean all it ever is nowadays is–

GS-R-1: Excuse me, but how did YOU get here?

GS-R-3: (...) To clarify, after doing some extensive research, I discovered that coffee was bad for my mental and physical health. So I decided to move on to herbal teas–*accidentally trips over a loose floorboard, causing her cup of tea to fall out of her hand and shatter on the floor* (...) And…there go those 19 seconds I spent squeezing 80 milliliters of lemon juice…

GS-R-1: [ignoring whatever GS-R-3 has to deal with right now] No, seriously. HOW did you get in here?

GS-R-3: [not looking up from her “work”I came through the door (...) Literally. I opened the door, and walked through the doorway. After all, it it would be silly if I tried walking through the door, as I would only bump my head against it!

GS-R-2: (...) [to GS-R-1] So…regarding the A.I.?

GS-R-1: Yeah…I i’m starting to come to the conclusion that either it’s us who are getting bored with the A.I., or the A.I. is getting bored of what it’s being trained on. *sigh* if only there was someone or something that could help us settle this dilemma–

HRC-M-1: [offscreen] Did someone say SOMEONE? [Camera turns towards her] Because I as the president of the humor research club, am here to–

HRC-M-2: [comes up behind HRC-M-1] AHEM! Don’t you mean VICE President of the Humor Research Club? (🤨) *instantly turns toward the other GS-R members* And in case you’re wondering how SHE [HRC-M-1] got here….she crashed through the wall. She’s really just like that. *chuckle*

HRC-M-1: Aw, Shucks! Anyways…911, what’s your emergency?

[One neutrally long explanation (with a few interrupting cows) later…]

HRC-M-1: Mhm…mhm…Okay, I– [intense states from the the back of her head (Card Captor Sakura reference?!?!?!!?!)] (...) I mean, WE can help with that! *pulls HRC-M-1 over, and tries to blows into the keychain whistle they have hanging on their neck…only to exhaust all of their energy and fail*

HRC-M-2: (...) *looks back and forth at the GS-R members in embarrassment* Er…I’ll just do the honors…*pulls out a kazoo from her pocket, and blows wildly into it*

[Immediately after HRC-M-2 says this, the other 7 members of the Humor Research Club crash through the same wall that HRC-M-1 crashed through. HRC-M-2 then explains the meaning for the organization, and what they might need to do.]

HRC-M-3: Well in that case…*walks up to the multi-controller keyboard, and literally rips out the TV with the CD inside of it* Let’s get rid of this junk…

HRC-M-4: And paint it to make it brand new!

HRC-M-5: (...) ‘scuse me, ma’am, but we ain’t usin’ paint with this one, just engineerin’ tools–

HRC-M-4: *Roblox shrug emote*

[And with this, insert a “Bob the Builder”-like montage here, with all 3 of the visible GS-R members staring at the “construction work in confusion and awe]

GS-R-1: (😮) I’m already wondering what their working standards are, to the stern that they’re able to operate like this…

GS-R-2: What are they even doing?

HRC-M-1: *finally woke up from her exhaustion* *BIG DEEP BREATH* We’re reconstructing the A.I to be used as more of an animation tool, rather that relying on an already operating prompt! With it, you guys will be able to control which elements you find annoying from the tips of your fingers!

GS-R-{½}: (...) Okay, sounds cool!

[Believe it or not, the operation (and the after-effects) went smoothly! Although I can’t exactly tell anyone what will be done with it, expect some debatably less hinged results soon!]

[Also this is canon to the “BATTLE FOR CRABINET” series]

(Sequel to "🌝")

Hi

Though I might be a decade late to joining this wiki, I just came here to insert I bit of some stuff that I needed to get out of the way that I might not be able to properly put on other wikis...

Mainly stuff about a modern-day company that's trying to experiment with and train an A.I. on a surprisingly high-capacity CD, in spite of the fact that their results are slowly becoming more repetitive and lame.

There's also a Humor Research Club, but we won't talk about that for now.

Recently I played hogwarts legacy & it cross my mind if someone able to use ancient magic it can customizes the room of requirements anything they like since hogwarts was build by ancient magic. Imagine you can have your own chamber of secrets and if other people that not shared your blood enter they will just be in normal storage of room of requirements, we can basically has cooler stuff than the original chamber of secret, 1 basillisk? we can have 4 vivarium each can hold 12 beasts totaling 48 beast, forget about the game choice of beast, look at newt suitcase reserve, we can posibbly catch any type of magical beast. Beside it can also become greenhouse for magical plants (since the room of requirements will provide anything we need/adjust the place, it'll perfect to produce rare magical plant since the room will set temperature and necessary tools for it), plus we have long lived house elves to help maintain it. With vivarium close by fertilizer (dragon dung, mooncalf dung) also easy to get. But then there's one more thing I realize J.K.Rowling was amazing. What if at the time the hogwarts relics hasn't been turn into horcrux yet it can be stored in here and if possible deathly hallow too, place it all on a lady statue. The ravenclaw diadem can be placed on the head, slytherin lockett in her neck, create the statue finger has a room for sliding a ressurection stone ring, then holding hufflepuff cup, while the other hand raised holding elder wand, griffindor sword strapped in the waist and finally wearing invinsibility cloak. The statue will be hidden under the centre of the floor and can be revealed if the person in the room doesnt has dark intention. Not only that if the person become greedy after the statue appear and deem them unworthy there'll be a ring of blue fire (just like in goblet of fire) that will repel them and hide the statue again, the use of bombarda on the location will result in counter blast and forced apparition to random place in hogwarts. It truly deserves to be a chamber of secret treasure, the purpose of putting all the items in one place so that any hogwarts student that deem worthy of their house or intention, when in time of need the item can be set to appear to help them (the concept will be like taking griffindor sword from the sorting hat but with ancient magic its not imposible to make the whole hogwarts building as a medium, as it can appear in any parts inside hogwarts). Thus serves more benefit to the next generation and rather than passed it down to certain family descendant (which we can't always make sure always has good intention/good wizard)

Aight so mainly on this wiki I haven’t really been seeing any active role plays so I’m thinking bout making one but if there is one that is still active with sign ups open I’ll join just send link in comments thanks

I'm on the Harry Potter Wiki so if you are aware I exist, hi.

I'm LightAndShadow, she/her. I'm a Ravenclaw with a dolphin patronus. My favorite character is Luna Lovegood and my favorite book is Half-Blood Prince. My favorite spell is Accio.

I'm also on the Pokemon, Dragon Ball, and Hamilton Wikis. Nice to meet everyone!

I'm mostly active on the HarryPotter Wiki and actually just found out about this place so I guess I'll give an intro though I probaly be more active on the HarryPotter Wiki!

Hi! I'm Scrouge4ever or Scrouge, I guess if you're on the HarryPotter or Masterminds wiki, you might know me!

My fav book is DH

My fav character is Luna Lovegood!

My wand is a cypress wand with thestral hair!

My patronus is a dragon!

I'm a gryffinpuff!

I love Remus and Sirius!

I'm a Scorbus shipper and a Drastoria Shipper!

And I hope to see you around!

Hey! so some of you guys may know me since i'm active on the hp wiki!

I'm harlow {she/her}

proud ravenclaw

Fav book and movie in the series - half-blood prince!

fav characters - bellatrix and draco {don't judge}

Patronus - magpie

I'm also on the pjo and taylor swift wiki

Its nice to meet you guys!!

Like can we make OT post here?

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I think most of the main cast would be actors Spielberg had never used before because he always has different actors in his movies. I additionally think Voldemort would look like the alien from Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind, the goblins and elves would look like E.T. and the magical creatures would look like the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park. In addition I think Hagrid would say "Harry. Welcome to Hogwarts" on the scene where Harry sees Hogwarts for the 1st time and Ron would look at a spider through the mirror of the car in the spider chase scene. I finally think the Great Hall in Hogwarts would be much darker but with a lot of lighting through the window because Spielberg usually uses a lot of lighting

Contents:

• 1 bottle moves you forwards

• 1 bottle moves you backwards

• 2 bottles have wine

• 3 bottles have poison

Clues:

1. Both bottles of wine have a bottle of poison at the left

2. Bottles 1 and 7 don't have the same content and none of them is the one that moves you forwards

3. Bottles 3 and 6 don't have poison

4. Bottles 2 and 6 have the same content

Solution:

1 - Bottle 1 isn't wine because both bottles of wine have poison at the left

Bottle 1: move forwards, move backwards, poison

Bottle 2: move forwards, move backwards, wine, poison

Bottle 3: move forwards, move backwards, wine, poison

Bottle 4: move forwards, move backwards, wine, poison

Bottle 5: move forwards, move backwards, wine, poison

Bottle 6: move forwards, move backwards, wine, poison

Bottle 7: move forwards, move backwards, wine, poison

2 - Bottles 1 and 7 don't move you forwards

Bottle 1: move backwards, poison

Bottle 2: move forwards, move backwards, wine, poison

Bottle 3: move forwards, move backwards, wine, poison

Bottle 4: move forwards, move backwards, wine, poison

Bottle 5: move forwards, move backwards, wine, poison

Bottle 6: move forwards, move backwards, wine, poison

Bottle 7: move backwards, wine, poison

3 - Bottles 3 and 6 don't have poison

Bottle 1: move backwards, poison

Bottle 2: move forwards, move backwards, wine, poison

Bottle 3: move forwards, move backwards, wine

Bottle 4: move forwards, move backwards, wine, poison

Bottle 5: move forwards, move backwards, wine, poison

Bottle 6: move forwards, move backwards, wine

Bottle 7: move backwards, wine, poison

4 - Since bottle 6 doesn't have poison it means bottle 2 doesn't either

Bottle 1: move backwards, poison

Bottle 2: move forwards, move backwards, wine

Bottle 3: move forwards, move backwards, wine

Bottle 4: move forwards, move backwards, wine, poison

Bottle 5: move forwards, move backwards, wine, poison

Bottle 6: move forwards, move backwards, wine

Bottle 7: move backwards, wine, poison

5 - Wine is the only other repeated liquid so bottles 2 and 6 are wine

Bottle 1: move backwards, poison

Bottle 2: wine

Bottle 3: move forwards, move backwards

Bottle 4: move forwards, move backwards, poison

Bottle 5: move forwards, move backwards, poison

Bottle 6: wine

Bottle 7: move backwards, poison

6 - Since bottles 2 and 6 are wine it means bottles 1 and 5 are poison

Bottle 1: poison

Bottle 2: wine

Bottle 3: move forwards, move backwards

Bottle 4: move forwards, move backwards, poison

Bottle 5: poison

Bottle 6: wine

Bottle 7: move backwards, poison

7 - Since bottle 1 is poison it means bottle 7 is the one that moves you backwards. This also means bottle 3 is the one that moves you forwards since there's no other available option

Bottle 1: poison

Bottle 2: wine

Bottle 3: move forwards

Bottle 4: move forwards, poison

Bottle 5: poison

Bottle 6: wine

Bottle 7: move backwards

8 - Since bottle 3 is the one that moves you forwards it means bottle 4 is poison

Bottle 1: poison

Bottle 2: wine

Bottle 3: move forwards

Bottle 4: poison

Bottle 5: poison

Bottle 6: wine

Bottle 7: move backwards

I hope this was helpful

yea no i've been hanging around here for a really long time since i got off hiatus and i think it's finally time to introduce myself

• my name is yeon not joy (i made this account in 2019 this username is outdated)

• pronouns she/they but call me whatever

• im bi/ace in the aspect that i look at men and say "that's hot" and i look at women and say "that's hot"

• i was on hiatus around 2022-2023 so some of u might recognize me

• i play genshin, wuthering waves, honkai star rail and lord of heroes

• semi fluent native korean, learning japanese

• i think im a ravenclaw i haven't taken the test in years

• i'm writing 4 books and a musical (i'm having an existential crisis)

+ one is a eastern fantasy novel (soon to be a webtoon) about a writer who was unconsciously writing about another world parallel to his where mythological beings exist, and the rift between those worlds begins to open and his characters and story come to life

+ one is about a deaf musician who can hear colors and an artist who can see sound

+ one (both a book and a musical) is about the seven deadly sins on earth to take down one of lucifer's greatest enemies

+ the last one is a fey story about a fey boy raised as a human prince and a human boy raised as a fey prince

• some of my favorite shows: hazbin, helluva, toilet bound hanako kun, yuri on ice, violet evergarden, black butler, mashle, and way too many more to write

• i read books i swear (heaven official's blessing, omniscient reader's viewpoint and that's it i don't have the energy to pick up anything else)

• definitely down to chat on whatever (you can get to me on discord (minute.eeee or something))

• I DO ART BY THE WAY

• i'm not really active on any other wikis lol but if you want to talk about lore or anything im def down to chat as long as i know what's going on

• IM yoo joonghyuks husband ok? ok

• i like singing and i play the BETTER stringed instrument (the viola)

got bored and decided to do this

TW DAZAI

HOUSES

GRYFFINDOR (head FUKUCHI GEN'ICHIRO (ability - his sword can cut time))

NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI confirmed furry canon (ability - turns into a tiger)

IZUMI KYOUKA normalest person there (ability - summons demon snow, a sworld wielding phantom)

NAKAHARA CHUUYA so gay for dazai (ability - controls gravity)

DOPPO KUNIKIDA nerd (ability - can summon anything he writes in his notebook as long as it fits within the area of the notebook) - head boy

YOSANO AKIKO doctor (ability - can heal basically anything) - head girl

SLYTHERIN (head MORI OUGAI confirmed creep (ability - elise))

AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE eyebrowless (ability - summons rashomon which is basically his coat monster (no joke im being so fr)

NIKOLAI GOGOL literally the silliest (ability - can transport any object through his cape within 30 meters)

SAIGIKU JOUNO love hate relationship with tecchou (ability - can turn to molecular dust)

HIGUCHI ICHIYO when ur crush is gay (ability - unknown) - head girl

RAVENCLAW (NATSUME SOSEKI cat (ability - turns into a cat))

OSAMU DAZAI suicide avoids him (ability - cancels out other people's abilities)

FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY rat (ability - crime and punishment [details unknown])

EDOGAWA RANPO nerd (no ability but he thinks his super intellect counts which basically lets him solve anything in a matter of seconds)

EDGAR ALLAN POE his nerd <3 (ability - can suck readers into any story that he has written) - head boy

AKUTAGAWA GIN the one with the eyebrow gene (no ability but she did get the eyebrows) - head girl

HUFFLEPUFF (head FUKUZAWA YUKICHI dilf (ability - lets all people in the armed detective agency be able to control their abilities which is useful for people like kyouka and atsushi))

MIYAZAWA KENJI cute farmer twink (ability - superstrength)

TETCHOU SUEHIRO eccentric in the least normal way (ability - his sword can grow)

TANIZAKI JUN'ICHIRO oh he's so normal except his sister (ability - makes illusions) - head boy

SIGMA born to shoujo forced to shounen (ability - exchanges information with anyone he touches)

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if i didn't put down a certain character i'm sorry to tell you this but it's like midnight and i can NOT remember all the bsd characters from heart im just puttin gdown who comes to mind first

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QUIDDITCH (im so glad i remember the positions)

GRYFFINDOR

CHASER kyouka and two other people ig

KEEPER kunikida

SEEKER chuuya who actually wanted to be a beater (for reasons one can easily guess) but his ability was rlly good so they made him seeker so they can win everything

BEATER atsushi and yosano

SLYTHERIN

CHASER higuchi and jouno

SEEKER akutagawa ryuunosuke

KEEPER nikolai (they would have made him the seeker but that would be too op)

RAVENCLAW

SEEKER akutagawa gin

KEEPER dazai

BEATER fyodor

the others dont play cos theyre nerds

HUFFLEPUFF

CHASER kenji (who would have been a beater but hes too strong so someone might actually die)

KEEPER tetchou

SEEKER sigma

BEATER jun'ichiro

might do this with other series bc this is kinda fun

Some of you may know me already but hey! I'm James!!

Ftm femboy (Ya'll are prolly gonna be like 'iF yOu WaNnA bE a FeMbOy WhY nOt sTaY fEmAlE?!) Well, I use he/him pronouns but I still like dressing female! I just don't FEEL female. Get what I'm sayin?

I'm pan-aro and I'm taken :P

I like mlp (g4 and before not g5-)

I'm a hufflepuff with ravenclaw traits!

I am a die hard Mistki + Melanie Martinez fan!!

I'm AROUND the ages of 12-15 (I'm a teen and I'm not giving my EXACT age.)

Erm feel free to vent on my profile ig?

I realized I never did an intro

I'm popular/jk so I think most of you guys know me as the 'RP guy' or 'formerly @AsherTheDevil'

I'm Janus/Jay

He/they, bi, please respect my pronouns

Hufflepuff/Gryffinpuff

I'm a PJO and KOTLC fan

Half blood Hogwarts/Durmstrang student

I like RPs, feel free to ping me in one :D

I'm also on the Harry Potter, Riordan, Book Lovers, Wingfeather Saga, BoyWithUke, Let's Talk, KOTLC, and Football Wiki, so if you're thinking about joining one of em, ping me in your intro post pls :)

I'm gonna go on a hiatus FOREVER in a few weeks so idrc if somebody sees this or not

GUIDE OK

theodore sinclair evans - 17 but looks 12, slytherin, trauma made him into the funniest person in the friend group, has that bottled up twink anger

vivienne chloe evans - 15 but looks 17, also slytherin, very classy very cute

alex brown - 17, slytherin, called theodore "claire" (as in sinclair, after finding out his middle name) and got beat for it, best friends with theodore and cecelia since birth

cecilia claire philips - 17, hufflepuff, looks like a hater but is actually the sweetest person you'll ever meet

charlie alice philips - 15, gryffindor, very cute, best friends with claude, called theodore "dory" and got beat for it, very close to theodore because her sister is like best friends with him since birth

claude larkin merritt - 15, ravenclaw, chronically tired, actually so pookie coded, carries a teddy bear everywhere he goes

henry victor allen - 15, ravenclaw, dresses smart but is actually a mess of a person, literally so gay for claude

claude: so HYPOTHETICALLY if i by chance HYPOTHETICALLY forgot to do my HYPOTHETICAL essay for defense against the dark arts that was HYPOTHETICALLY due today because i was HYPOTHETICALLY making up for the HYPOTHETICAL month of sleep that i've missed would any of you do it for me

vivienne: stfu claude we all had that essay

henry: i think sleep deprivation is very charming on some people

charlie: it's just claude. you're insane

alex upon discovering theodore's middle name: so your name is theodore sinclair evans

theodore: yes and

alex: sinclair

theodore: yes and

alex: claire?

theodore: alex when i tell you i've been trying to kill you for the past seven years

cecelia: sometimes theodore will call me and he'll be like

cecelia (in a high pitched tone): "cecy save me please"

cecelia: and i'll know instantly he got jumped by a bunch of seventh year girls who think he's an adorable second year

theodore (from the distance): i could kill them if i wanted to yk

cecelia: he's terrified of them

theodore: i'm not afraid of anything

theodore: but girls...

theodore: they scare me

henry: throughout all my years of knowing him, i've never seen claude angry before, like i've never even seen him curse

henry: and i think it's really just that claude is a really chill and laidback person

henry: but sometimes i'll look at that guy and i'll think,

henry: deep down, there's a force in him that could destroy the universe

charlie: people might call me bisexual

charlie: but i think i'm byesexual with the lack of maidens i've been getting recently

theodore: the first day i went to potions class the professor called me theatre

cecelia: they pronounced my name ceh-cuh-LEE-yah and not ce-CEE-lia

claude: they called me cloud

alex: favorite spells GO

charlie: the patronus one

alex: cos ur lonely?

cecelia: accio!

alex: accio maidens***

vivienne: alohomora

alex: ok criminal

henry: lumos

alex: what, so your wand can be brighter than your future?

theodore: silencio

alex: oh i KNOW you've been wanting to use that on me ever since we met

claude: insomnia

alex: let's get you to bed claude

Hi, I'm Savi or Sav (she/her pronouns but I'm cool with any other too) I haven't read the series in about 3ish years but I'm still a huge fan, I'll probably reread it over the summer. Some facts about myself, I'm a Slytherin, OoTP is the best book by far, Luna's my favorite character. I know a couple users here, I'm mostly active on the Hunger Games wiki but have traveled to a few others, including the main hp wiki.