All posts by HarumiJadeFan

Most atheists keep arguing that there's no such "nonsense like god" and disrespect others' religion. What I meant is thank you for being respectful

Oh wow an atheist that isn't a jerk

Thank you :)

You find this:

really hate you, stop getting in my way

I've lost my patience, when are you gonna decay?

I want to throw you out just like my broken TV

If you come back once more, it shall be painful, you'll see

I hope you die in a fire

Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart

Hope you'll get shot and expire

Hope you'll be taken apart

Hope this is what you desire

It's almost over, why can't you just let it fly?

Don't be afraid, it's not the first time you'll die

Your mechanical parts click, sounds like when I broke your bones

Once I get my second chance, I won't leave you alone, oh yeah

I hope you die in a fire

Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart

Hope you'll get shot and expire

Hope you'll be taken apart

I hope you die in a fire

Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart

Hope you'll get shot and expire

Hope you'll be taken apart

Hope this is what you desire

I hope you die in a fire

(The fnaf 3 song)

And right under it on my playlist

"PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS ❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰✨✨✨💅💅💅💋💋💋💓💓💓👏👏👏⭐⭐⭐"

^^^^^ I fr absolutely adore fnaf music then next to that sht you find pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

I'm proud to be the official hp expert in my friend group

Someone asked an hp question and my friend said "idk ask (my name)"

^ yeah in french too

Anyjays,

Guys

So I'm making a group presentation about Harry Potter because my teacher is amazing and lets us do whatever

Anyways, idk which movie to talk about 😭

Someone help

I wish I could get it but I'd never be able to convince my mom lol

Does it contain in-game purchases?

I officially have a new favourite character

Loony Luna

She's amazing lol

Since y'all are talking about songs I absolutely ADORE doin time by Lana Del Rey

I also really love ignite by alan walker

SOMEONE HELP

MY TEACHER WANTS ME TO WRITE A SPEECH FOR MOTHER'S DAY

THEY DO A MOTHER'S DAY PARTY EVERY YEAR AT MY SCHOOL AND EVERY YEAR THE TEACHERS PICK THE BEST ENGLISH SPEAKER (or writer) TO WRITE A SPEECH

MY TEACHER ASKED ME NOW

2 PAGES

IDK WHAT TO DO I DON'T WANNA DISAPPOINT

^ relatable

I ate 250 calories of chocolate

Yum

Captain for the sake of god, very respectfully, without any offense, SHUT UP FOR ONCE AND STOP CAUSING DRAMA

When tf did they say threats

There once was a boy named Harry

Destined to be a star

His parents were killed by Voldemort

Who gave him a lightning scar

Yo, Harry

You a wizard

Harry goes to Hogwarts

He meets Ron and Hermione

McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor

Draco is a daddy's boy

Quirrell becomes unemployed

The sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Ron breaks his wand

Now Ginny's gone

And Harry's in mortal danger

Tom Riddle hides

His snake inside

His ginormous secret chamber

Harry blows up Aunt Marge

The dementors come and take charge

Lupin is a wolf

The rat's a man

And now the prisoner is at large

They use time travel so they can

Save the prisoner of Azkaban

Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather

I don't really get it either

Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament

With dragons and mermaids

Oh no, Edward Cullen gets slayed

He's back

Harry, Harry, it's getting scary

Voldemort's back and you're a revolutionary, Harry

Dumbledore, Dumbledore

Why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him?

He is forced to leave the school

Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool

Kids break into the Ministry

Sirius Black is dead as can be, oh

Split your soul, seven parts of a whole

They're horcruxes, it's Dumbledore's end

There once was a boy named Harry

Who constantly conquered death

But in one final duel between good and bad

He may take his final breath

Hi letter why are you burning

I am concerned for your brother's mental health

Yo y'all what's going on

How hp should've ended:

Voldemort : HAVADA KEDAVARA!

Hermione: No no no, it's not Havada Kedavara, it's Avada Kedavara- Oh..*Voldemort dies*

My friend told me today:

"I feel like dumbeldore says that he treats all houses fairly but whenever harry breathes he gives 50 points to Gryffindor"