Made w/ this generator: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Grimore "Grim" Riddle (Rue's daughter): This knife is actually a magic wand.
Aelfrun "Ael" Ironwinter (cousin of Bliss): Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Liraz "Raz" Potter-Lupin: *holds c--s (dunno what c--s means, that's just the generator generating, lol XD) gun* Magic missile.
Blissafina "Bliss" Paradasia (cousin of Ael): What the f--- is wrong with you people?!
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: I need to dye my hair.
Grimore "Grim" Riddle (Rue's daughter): ...
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: Or get another tattoo.
Grimore "Grim" Riddle (Rue's daughter): ...
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: Or a new piercing.
Grimore "Grim" Riddle (Rue's daughter): Why?
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: Good morning.
Aelfrun "Ael" Ironwinter (cousin of Bliss): Good morning.
Grimore "Grim" Riddle (Rue's daughter): Good morning.
Blissafina "Bliss" Paradasia (cousin of Ael): You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Liraz "Raz" Potter-Lupin: MORNING MOTHERF---ERS!
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
Aelfrun "Ael" Ironwinter (cousin of Bliss): Quick! You must come with me! Your in great danger!
Blissafina "Bliss" Paradasia (cousin of Ael): Why?!
Aelfrun "Ael" Ironwinter (cousin of Bliss): Because I’ll kill you if you don’t.
Grimore "Grim" Riddle (Rue's daughter): Do you take constructive criticism?
Liraz "Raz" Potter-Lupin: No, only cash or credit.
Aelfrun "Ael" Ironwinter (cousin of Bliss): We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
Blissafina "Bliss" Paradasia (cousin of Ael): We’re not friends.
Aelfrun "Ael" Ironwinter (cousin of Bliss), holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
Liraz "Raz" Potter-Lupin: Comparing Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle and Blissafina "Bliss" Paradasia (cousin of Ael) is like comparing apples and oranges.
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: We’re both unique in our own ways?
Liraz "Raz" Potter-Lupin: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.
Blissafina "Bliss" Paradasia (cousin of Ael): Which one of us is the orange?
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: I just ended a five year relationship.
Aelfrun "Ael" Ironwinter (cousin of Bliss): Oh no, are you okay?
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: It's okay, it wasn't mine.
Aelfrun "Ael" Ironwinter (cousin of Bliss): Kill him.
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: I’m terrible at expressing myself.
Aelfrun "Ael" Ironwinter (cousin of Bliss): Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: Yes, but my actions are also bad.
Aelfrun "Ael" Ironwinter (cousin of Bliss): I can't believe you've done this.....
Blissafina "Bliss" Paradasia (cousin of Ael): I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Aelfrun "Ael" Ironwinter (cousin of Bliss), on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE A--HOLE!
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Blissafina "Bliss" Paradasia (cousin of Ael).
Blissafina "Bliss" Paradasia (cousin of Ael), not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.
Aelfrun "Ael" Ironwinter (cousin of Bliss): Good news!
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: You found where I hid your phone?
Aelfrun "Ael" Ironwinter (cousin of Bliss): ...
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: You found your phone?
Murderer: Any last words?
Liraz "Raz" Potter-Lupin: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
Liraz "Raz" Potter-Lupin: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That’s just not cool or groovy.
*Squad is playing Among Us*
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: I believe Grimore "Grim" Riddle (Rue's daughter) is innocent, I was with them the whole time. Liraz "Raz" Potter-Lupin, what were you doing?
Liraz "Raz" Potter-Lupin: Oh, I was just murdering… I mean, nothing!
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: We need to open this locked door. Blissafina "Bliss" Paradasia (cousin of Ael), give me your credit card.
Blissafina "Bliss" Paradasia (cousin of Ael): Here.
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle, pocketing it: Thanks. Grimore "Grim" Riddle (Rue's daughter), break down the door. (they could just use alohomora but dey wuv violence i guess lol)
Aelfrun "Ael" Ironwinter (cousin of Bliss): Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.
Renenutet (sometimes called Rue or Heiress, short for the Dark Heiress) Riddle: Myself.
Grimore "Grim" Riddle (Rue's daughter): I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Grimore "Grim" Riddle (Rue's daughter): Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.
If u want me to generate a few incorrect quotes with ur ocs, pls lemme know!